Thursday, July 28, 2011

Falling For Me (Video is NSFW)



If you clicked on the video above, I'm sure you can guess what this post is about.  I have had my share of sex injuries and fails.  This post is about the one that stands out most in my mind.

I was young, probably 22, and my boyfriend at the time was pretty short.  He was 5'5" and fairly skinny.  I wasn't nearly as adventurous back then, so most of our sex was just mediocre (though I didn't think it was at the time).  I was at his house and he told me about this porn that he had seen where the guy picked up the girl and fucked her standing up.  He asked if I'd be willing to try that and I said no.  He kept begging and I kept saying no.  Really, I didn't think he was strong enough to hold me up like that.  He weighed maybe 20 pounds more than me and I just didn't think it was a good idea.

When we were having sex that night, he again asked to try the move.  I finally gave in.  He picked me up and I wrapped my arms and legs around him.  He cock slid right into my pussy and I had to admit, it felt great!  He grabbed my ass and guided me up and down on him.  We kissed.  I was moaning and enjoying myself so much that I didn't realize that my guy was getting tired.  All I remember is bouncing up and down on his cock one minute and falling the next.

He later told me that his legs were getting shaky, but he didn't want to say anything because it felt good.  He eventually just fell backwards and hit his head.  I landed on top of him, with his cock still inside me.  I remember grabbing his face and thinking he was dead.  I was so scared.  For a second, I thought maybe he had had a heart attack.  Luckily though, he came to in a minute or so.  But it was the longest minute of my life.  Once I knew he was okay, we had a good laugh about it.  We both admitted that the position felt great, but wasn't something we should try again.

I have since done this position again, but with much taller and stronger guys.  I was scared the first time.  But like they say, "When you fall off the horse, you have to get back on".  Or in my case, get back on the cock!  And I'm happy to report that I've never had a guy fall like that again!  

Feel free to share your sex fails in my comments.  Have fun, but be safe out there! 

5 comments:

  1. After reading this, all I could think about was that scene in Clerks where the lady "enjoys" the dead man in the dark bathroom with an erection...

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  2. Hahaha that's hilarious, I've had so many sex fails from just being drunkely clumsy, the worst was probably when I managed to knock myself out on a wall...oops

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  3. Maxwell - Oh gosh, that's beyond a sex fail. But probably one of the best scenes of the movie. I would liked to have seen her make a cameo in the 2nd movie!

    Little Miss Me - You knocked yourself out? Oh gosh, you poor thing. I bet that's quite a story!

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  4. Awww, thanks Jules. I'm glad you thought so too!

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