Monday, June 20, 2011

Things I Won't Do

An anonymous reader sent me an interesting email.  The reader said that it seems I'm open to doing a lot of things (which is true) and wanted to know if there's anything I won't do.  And surprisingly, yes, there are things I won't do. Here's my list:

- anything that has to do with pee or crap
- phone sex (or cyber sex)
- nude pictures (for a boyfriend, maybe)
- videotaping sex acts
- lesbian stuff
- beastiality 
- sex with a guy with a girlfriend or wife
- more than 4 guys at once

I'm sure I will think of more things to add as I ponder this more.  What's on your list of things you won't do?  Share them in the comments below!  I'm interested to hear what you have to say!

10 comments:

  1. Would you give a footjob?

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  2. Yes, I would. And I have. I don't know if I'm that good at it though. I've only done it a handful of times. It's actually kind of fun!

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  3. Definitely scat/crap; it's disgusting and I don't want to even IMAGINE knowing anyone who does it. Phone sex doesn't turn me on (the whole thing is fake). I've sent naked pictures and have done video, as well. I'd gladly do lesbian stuff. I'm a guy? Oh. Well... I'd gladly WATCH lesbian stuff. Would I have sex with a couple? Meaning the guy? Uh, no. I don't mind him being there, though. I would probably do most anything as long as I knew it turned my lover on (except flying monkeys and alien probes... and scat).

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  4. You would do 3 guys at once then?

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  5. Buddha - So no flying monkeys and alien probes? Awwww and I thought we were perfect for each other? lol

    Anonymous - Yes I would. And I have. It was quite a handful, but fun!

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  6. Fine. BRING ON THE LITTLE GREEN FLYING MONKEY PROBES!

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  7. Yes she would LOVE to do three guys at once and she has DEMANDED that I be there to watch (thoughtful Asian Girl who hearts white boys that she is). Ok, maybe I'd be hiding in the closet with the camera running and, uh... maybe she wouldn't know because I crawled in through the open window earlier that day without telling her, but that's beside the point). On behalf of all men (and sea turtles), Jah bless any woman who is cool enough to be that, well... cool. A true Goddess... to be treasured above all others.

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  8. Buddha - You are so silly! I'll look into getting some "little green flying monkey probes"! lol.

    Oh and if you really want to watch, I wouldn't mind. But the foursome was a one time thing. I don't know if I'll get another opportunity like that again!

    And thank you for calling me a true Goddess. You are too kind. :)

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  9. Entertain three guy in same time is adventure

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  10. Yes, Miss Casanova, I have had 3 guys before. It was a one time thing and a lot of fun! I haven't had that opportunity again though :(

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