TMI Tuesday - Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard

Someone has their priorities mixed up but clearly YOU don't because you're here playing TMI Tuesday. That's very important

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)
HORNY!  Some of the best lovers "look" like nerds.  I had a friends with benefits who wore glasses and looked like he played WoW all day (okay, so he did that sometimes lol).  But once we were alone, he was very dominant and fucked my brains out.  I was mesmerized by him and his skills!

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)
I'd say (b).  People tell me I am intelligent and fairly charming.  I think quickly on my feet.  I also am good with eye contact and don't get intimated easily.  I would be able to keep my composure, smile, and answer the questions.

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?
Eye candy - Definitely my C cups.  They are real and it's rare to see an asian girl, my size, with C cup tits!
Eye sore - My tummy.  It's not flat, but it's not fat either.  I could afford to lose 5 pounds and do some sit ups!

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop
I don't have a penis, but if I did, I'd want him to be (c).  He'd be slightly bad, but well meaning.  He'd go outside of the lines sometimes, but people would just turn a blind eye because he'd be good at what he does! (Okay, that answer was way lame, I know!)

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee
Assuming it's just one knee, I'd go with (b).  I love eating.  I love variety.  There's no way I'd be able to eat dog food for a whole year!

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink
I would mostly likely choose (a) and just go commando all day.  I would just have to hope I don't have any naughty thoughts and get a wet pussy, or I'd give myself away!

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