TMI Tuesday - Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard

Someone has their priorities mixed up but clearly YOU don't because you're here playing TMI Tuesday. That's very important

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)
HORNY!  Some of the best lovers "look" like nerds.  I had a friends with benefits who wore glasses and looked like he played WoW all day (okay, so he did that sometimes lol).  But once we were alone, he was very dominant and fucked my brains out.  I was mesmerized by him and his skills!

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)
I'd say (b).  People tell me I am intelligent and fairly charming.  I think quickly on my feet.  I also am good with eye contact and don't get intimated easily.  I would be able to keep my composure, smile, and answer the questions.

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?
Eye candy - Definitely my C cups.  They are real and it's rare to see an asian girl, my size, with C cup tits!
Eye sore - My tummy.  It's not flat, but it's not fat either.  I could afford to lose 5 pounds and do some sit ups!

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop
I don't have a penis, but if I did, I'd want him to be (c).  He'd be slightly bad, but well meaning.  He'd go outside of the lines sometimes, but people would just turn a blind eye because he'd be good at what he does! (Okay, that answer was way lame, I know!)

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee
Assuming it's just one knee, I'd go with (b).  I love eating.  I love variety.  There's no way I'd be able to eat dog food for a whole year!

6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink
I would mostly likely choose (a) and just go commando all day.  I would just have to hope I don't have any naughty thoughts and get a wet pussy, or I'd give myself away!

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TMI Tuesday - What's Cooking, Good Looking?

                                               

In the United States Thanksgiving is this week, so a lot of folks will be cooking up a storm in preparation. Many other holidays will occur over the next month around the world and everyone seems to celebrate with food, hence, the TMI Tuesday theme…Cooking.

1. Haagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry’s?
I love Ben & Jerry's!  I am a huge Cherry Garcia fan!

2. What is always in your refrigerator?
String cheese, butter, bottled water, sour cream, leftover rice (c'mon, I'm asian!)

3. What’s your worst kitchen disaster?
This TMI needed a sexy answer, so here's mine.  In college, my bf and I decided to get kinky in the kitchen.  I grabbed the whipped cream and we took turns putting it on each other's body and licking it off.  My bf had the idea to use honey next.  It was fun at first, then it got really sticky and really messy.  We got stuck to each other and had to turn to the shower to get it off us.  Honey was not a good choice!

4. Favorite kitchen gadget?
I love my food processor.  It was expensive, but worth every dollar!  And I bought it in pink, so it makes me happy every time I use it!

5. What was your last meal? Did you like it?
I had Thai food!  I was really craving Pad Thai and it was so delicious!


6. What’s your favorite cookie?
There's a place here called the Cookie Corner and they make the best chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies.  They are so sinfully good!


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TMI Tuesday - Formspring Follies

Today’s TMI Tuesday consist of Formspring questions pulled from around the Web. The NY Times called Formspring “An E-vite to Insults and Crude Queries.” I admit, I pulled the tame, less crude questions.

1. What is your favorite type of weather?
I like cool, windy weather.  In Hawaii, we are fortunate if the temperature goes below 70 degrees.  We have had a lot of humid days and nights this year and it's the worst feeling to wake up and be sweating.  (I'm sure there's a sexual joke in there, but I'm too tired to make it!  lol)

2. How do you sustain the motivation and energy needed to write erotica regularly?
My loyal readers keep me motivated.  Everyday, I get kind emails from readers.  It's these people who make me want to take an hour out of my day to write a new post.  I figure if they can take a few minutes out of their day to read my blog and send me an email, the least I can do is write a post.

3. Do you like roleplay? What is your favorite scenario?
I do like to roleplay!  I love dressing up and playing a character.  I've always enjoyed the school girl scenario, but the naughty nurse is equally fun.  For Halloween, I dressed up as Wonder Woman and being a superhero was a lot of fun!  I felt like I had super powers!  

4. Have you ever been hurt so badly in a past relationship, that it has affected you for the rest of your life?
Yes, I have.  A couple of times.  I also had a girl, whom I thought was a good friend, sleep with my boyfriend.   I try to learn from each situation, but I try really hard not to have any baggage.  I don't want to blame a new guy for the mistakes the old guy made.  I go into each relationship with an open heart and an open mind.

5. What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
I would put something silly like, "Will you marry me, Jen?"   That would make the person think they got someone else's special fortune cookie.  Maybe that's lame, but that's the first thing that came to my mind!  lol

6. How big is your dick?
Last I checked, I had a pussy, not a dick.  But to play along, I do have a dildo that is 7" long.  

Bonus:  I would like to know, do you have Formspring on your blog? Why or why not?
I do not have Formspring on my blog.  I have an email associated with my blog that I welcome my readers to use.  I also have a Tumblr page with an Ask box that people can use too.  Formspring just seemed like overkill.

Bonus, bonus: What is the best or oddest formspring question you’ve been asked? What was your answer?
I don't have Formspring, but the oddest question I've gotten was the guy who asked me if I'd be a surrogate for him and his wife.  I was floored by that.  I've never even thought of having a baby, but if I did and needed a surrogate, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ask a complete stranger on the internet!  Oh and in case there was any doubt, I politely declined his offer.

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TMI Tuesday - Conspicuous Luxury

This week’s TMI Tuesday was the idea of http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/ 

1. Do you have a set of dishes that are used for special occassions (e.g. china)? Yes or no. If yes, how often do you use the special dishes?
a. any day because every day is special
b. once a week
c. only for holidays and celebration  d. never, it is displayed in a china cabinet or collecting dust in a box in the attic
I definitely DO NOT have special dishes.  I have paper plates and a dish set I got years ago on clearance at Macy's.  I also have some cheap odds and ends pieces from thrift stores. 

2. Do have clothes that you never wear because you are saving them for a special occasion? What is that item of clothing? What would be the appropriate occasion?
I have a very fancy, short black dress with a poufy skirt.  I got it for $10 at a thrift store and I had to get it.  I still haven't worn it because up until now, I haven't gone anywhere that was worth taking it out!  I was invited to the Marine Corp Ball  happening this weekend in Waikiki and I plan on wearing it then! 

3. If you suddenly became very wealthy, which servants would you employ?
a. cleaning service
b. housekeeper
c. cook
d. valet/maid/lady-in-waiting
e. chauffeur
f. dog-walker
g. other
If I had the opportunity, I'd love to have (a), (b), (c) and (e).  I hate cleaning, so if I could pay someone to do that for me, I would love it!.  I can cook, but if I could come home from work to a fully cooked meal each night, that would be really nice.  And while I don't hate driving, it would be nice to just sit back and let someone else do the driving after a long day of work.  Maybe even getting a nap in.

4. If you were wealthy, how many homes would you own? Where? (locations–mountains, tropical places for the winter, foreign country/city)
Hmm, I'd be happy to just own a house to call my own.  I would definitely want a house in Hawaii because it is my home and I love it here.  There's an area here called Manoa and I would probably want to buy a house there.

5. If you were going to take on a really expensive hobby, which of these would it be?
a. buy an airplane
b. buy a yacht
c. buy a small winery
d. raise exotic animals
None of these really appeal to me.  If I were wealthy, I suppose having a private jet would be really nice though.I love to travel and it'd be nice to just leave and go somewhere new, anytime I wanted! 

6. What kind of car would you buy if you had an unlimited budget?
a. expensive sports car
b. luxury car
c. monster truck
d. expensive hybrid or electric car
e. cheap car (I’d be too nervous driving an expensive car).
f. something for the chauffeur to drive me around in
I like driving, but it would be nice to have someone to drive me around, so I'd choose (f).  Just a big, comfortable vehicle to ride around in.  I wouldn't need a lot of amenities.  Just a cushy seat and cold air conditioning!


Bonus: Currently, what is your favorite luxury item or decadent thing that you do?
I bought myself a 55" LCD tv earlier this year.  I had an old style tv for years.  I finally decided to upgrade and get a big screen tv.  I don't watch a lot of tv except for football, but on NFL Sundays, I thoroughly enjoy my tv!  I never regret my purchase.

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TMI Tuesday (on a Sunday) - Let's Talk About Sex

1. What sexual act arouses you the most? For that matter, what nonsexual act arouses you the most?
Sexual - I love giving oral.  I love putting my lips around a cock and knowing I'm providing pleasure with my mouth.  I love knowing I'm the one who made it hard.  And I love knowing I'm the one making my guy moan.  Swallowing is one of my favorite things to do and guys are so grateful when I do it!

Nonsexual - I love when a guy is gentlemanly.  I love seeing a guy open a door, even if it's for a stranger.  I like a guy who is polite and says "please" and "thank you".  I don't know if this qualifies as an act, but I love it when a guy smiles too.  If he has a genuine smile and seeing it makes me smile, my panties get a little wet.

2. What is your signature or “go to” move that is sure to get a lover in the mood for sex?
It depends on the situation.  In public, I like to kiss his ears and whisper something dirty, like "my pussy is so wet" or "I want you to fuck my brains out when we get home".  If it's in private, I like to put on sexy lingerie and heels then seduce him.  Maybe just straddle when while he's watching tv or playing Xbox and start making out with him, while stroking his cock.

3. Do you queef?
I never have.  At least I don't think I have.  But between the moaning, screaming, and dirty talk, I may have queefed and not even realized it! 

4. What’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to YOU as a result of your sex writings (e.g., blog, erotica, sex toy reviews)? (borrowed from Insatiabear)
A guy I met mentioned my blog, but since Myli is my middle name and I introduced myself to him with my real first name, he had no idea that he was talking to the writer of this blog.  Besides that though, some person posted my blog link on the Hawaii craigslist page and blew up my page. I still don't know who that person was or why he/she did it!

5. Have you ever had sex while someone watched?  What were the circumstances?
…someone else was in the room?
…someone else in the bed, next to you and the person you’re having sex with?
Yes, to the first one.  No, to the second one.  My bf from about 7 years ago had a roommate who was always home. I didn't think we were that noisy, but one day I ran into him in the kitchen and he mentioned hearing my dirty talk and screams.  We laughed about it, but later that week, he talked to my bf about possibly watching us fuck.  When my bf told me, I was freaked out.  But he said his roommate was willing to pay for a hotel room in Waikiki for us and that he just wanted to watch, not join in.  I thought about it and agreed.  His roommate told us he wanted to see us do anal, so we made sure to do that.  It was a little weird at first, but after awhile, I just concentrated on my bf and it was kinda hot knowing we were being watched.  And his roommate later told us that we were better than any porn he had ever seen.  That was the nicest compliment he could have given us!

6. When it comes to sex, and discussing it with your teen have you or would you:
a. Let school sex education handle it
b. Hand the teen a book or point them to a website
c. Talk frankly and openly
d. Avoid it all together–society, friends, and the internet will give all the info needed
Oh gosh, I don't have kids and I don't know if I ever will.  I would probably get advice from my friends with kids first.  I would see how they handled it.  I would let my child know that I would prefer that he/she wait until marriage, but since that's pretty impractical and hypocritical on my part, I would explain the birds and the bees and also safe sex.  And make sure my child knew he/she could talk to me or ask me questions about it.

Bonus: Remember the song, “I’m too sexy?” CLICK to refresh your memory
What are you too sexy for? 
I'm too sexy to waste my time on guys who cause drama.  Nah, that's a lame answer!  I'm too sexy for guy who don't know how to finger my gspot and who don't know how to fuck hard and rough.  Yeah, I like that answer better!

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TMI Tuesday - Not Related

A fun random image to go along with some fun random questions

1. Name 5 things you did more of before social networking (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.)?

- sleep/nap

- watch tv

- read before bed

- talk on the phone

- watch the news


2. Your house is on fire, what do you grab as you run out?

I would probably grab my purse and my childhood stuffed animal. I'm not a materialistic person, so possessions don't mean much to me.


3. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Night owl. I like sleeping late and sleeping in.

a. What time did you go to bed last night?
It was a little before 11:00 pm.
b. What time did you wake up today?
I woke up at 5:30 am. I hate waking up when it's still dark out.

4. A kid comes up to you and kicks you in the shin, what do you do?

I'd probably say "fuck" and then grab him/her and find his/her parents.


5. What three things do you never leave the house without?

Cell phone, purse, makeup (on my face). I never leave my house without makeup.


Bonus: Name a place that you visited last week that you’ve never visited before. Briefly tell us about the visit.

I wish I could say I've been on a trip recently, but I haven't. Before Matt left, we drove to the North Shore and went to the Haunted Lagoon at the Polynesian Cultural Center . It's been years since I've been to the Polynesian Cultural Center and I've never been to the Haunted Lagoon. We went on a Saturday, so it was very busy and we had to wait over half an hour. But it was so worth it! We both had a great time!

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TMI Tuesday - Tell Me More

It’s TMI Tuesday again. You know that dreaded interview question “Tell me about you/yourself?” Who the hell knows how to answer that! These questions are a lot more fun (and easier) way to Tell Us More About YOU

P.S. Based on your answers we will make snap judgements and form stereotypical opinions about you

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1. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”…What is it that you will show me?
If a guy said this to me, I'd show him the door. It just seems like such a lame thing to say!

2. What was the last thing you regret buying?
I bought a lacy, short black dress from Ross Dress for Less. It was only $29.99 and I love it, but it's too provocative for work. and I don't usually wear dresses when I go out. I regret buying it, but I suppose when I go to a fancy dinner sometime, I can wear it.

3. How happy are you? 1 = not happy at all to 5 = very happy
I'm very iffy about my answer for this. I'm happy with the way things are going in my life and I've been so fortunate with my job and promotion. And I met a really amazing guy recently too! But at the same time, knowing that Matt and Travis will be leaving any day now is just killing me. I'm going to say my answer is 4.

4. Last night, what did you go to bed thinking about?
Jason was in bed with me last night, so he was on my mind. I kept thinking about how I set my alarm earlier than he thought so that I'd be able to give him morning head before we both had to get up for work!

5. Tell us something that made you happy this past week or made you think “that’s cool!”
I was happy to have an extra day to spend with Matt. It might come as a surprise, but we spent most of the day out and about and not in bed, having sex! We drove around the island. Ended up at the North Shore, ate some shaved ice, then sat on the beach and talked. We had a nice dinner in Waikiki then went back to my house.

Bonus: What is your favorite mark of punctuation? Why?
This is an interesting question. I guess I'd say an exclamation point. It's just a happy mark!

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TMI Tuesday - Have and Have Not

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TMI Tuesday - Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

This week’s TMI Tuesday idea is from Heelsnstocking

1. What’s the worst reason you have been given for breaking up? 
A guy told me that his mom and dog didn't like me, so he dumped me.  I thought it was bizarre considering I  saw his dog once for about a minute and she seemed to like me just fine.  And I had never met his mom!

2. What’s the worst reason you gave, to someone, for breaking up? 
I told him his voice was too high and it turned me off!  I was young (15) and I probably could have handled it better. 

3. Have you ever engineered the end of a relationship e.g doing something you know will put the other person off? If yes, what did you do?
I really had to think about this, but no, I haven't.  I've either been dumped or I did the dumping.  I don't waste my time making the other person miserable. 

4. Have you ever stayed with a partner just because you could not bear to end it?
No, I haven't.  When I'm not happy in a relationship, I tend to jump ship.  Some of my friends think I give up too easily, but when I see red flags and know we won't be together forever, I get out.

5. Have you ever encouraged a friend to end a relationship? What happened? Are you still friends?If a friend asks for my advice I give it.  I've told friends they should get out of a toxic relationship.  Sometimes they listen, sometimes they don't.  In the end, it's their choice.  I usually give my opinion once.  If they choose to go against my advice, then I keep my opinion to myself from then on.

Bonus: Have you ever been the cause of a relationship to end? Tell us about it.
Yes, a few times.  A couple of times it was because the guy lied and said he was single when he was really married. One wife asked me to go with her to file her divorce papers!  I've also been the cause of my male friends being broken up with.  For some reason, girls have a problem with me being friends with their boyfriend, even if I knew him first and we are just friends.  The girls end up giving the guys ultimatums and they choose my friendship over their relationship.  It's a bad idea to try to compete with me. That's why I don't like having female friends. 

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